mystic lamb

a tall man with a hitler who hits on under age girls. His weaknesses are long nails and girls from parsippany

He’s got a Parsippany girl? He’s a mystic lamb

by buthead February 15, 2021

Mystical Peacock

A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.

“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021

Mystical gay

Gay men who listen to more than just lady gaga

A mystical gay would say when provoked ‘Its not gaga, its folk actually’

by Sagal March 27, 2025

mystical taco

Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina

Did you get any love last night ???

"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "

by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017

Mystic

The most badass mod in Dank Vibes of all time

Mystic PRO

by Qwertyasdfgh22345 May 8, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down

Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(

by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022