douche maneuver

An action that results in becoming a douchebag.

Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.

Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.

by Psyche521 January 26, 2009

the slipknot maneuver

while the penis is flaccid, you are able to bend and twist it into a knot, either for sexual pleasure or curiosity.

"yea man, she gave me the slipknot maneuver last night, hurt like hell."

by dreadwood March 8, 2021

Deitrich Maneuver

A sex position where the male/dominant partner takes his cellular device, sets it to vibrate, and rams it up the anus of the receiving partner. He then proceeds to call the phone, and the vibration stimulates the recieving partner to the point of sexual climax while he yells at the female/receiving partner to turn off her phone.

Ryan: "dude I tried the Deitrich Maneuver with my girlfriend last night"
Liam: "woah, that's pretty sweet dude"
Ryan: "I couldn't get the phone out though"

by Nutbuster2 January 4, 2018

The Eskimo Maneuver

First insert an icecube into the women's vagina and then begin intercourse and when ready to finish, pull out and blow your load all over her face as if it were snowing. Then she'll know what its like to be an eskimo!

Last night, that shawty got straight up cold and got the ESKIMO Maneuver!

by the mexi and whitie November 10, 2008

Austyn Maneuver

When a guy flirts and makes a girl feel a giggly, then right when she falls for him. He acts like a jerk and blows her off.

"Hey arent they going out?"
"nope, hes just pulling the 'Austyn Maneuver' again"
"really? i feel bad for her"
"i do too."

by sexyakchicka January 16, 2010

cunt maneuver

It's when a girl does anything to piss you off. This can range from making you buy her dinner to fucking your best friend.

Person 1: Dude I was supposed to hang out with Kristy tonight but she said she was already at her guy friend's house.
Person 2: Wow, she pulled a cunt maneuver.

by Branch Snapper March 6, 2009

waffle maneuver

a waffle maneuver is where you pour waffle or pancake batter into a womens vagina or anus and eat it out

I asked Danielle if she would let me do the waffle maneuver.
or
He asked me to do the waffle maneuver to her and I said of course it feels so good.

by teh ownerer leetsauce dude May 27, 2008