Ultimate burn

The Ultimate burn is a highly offensive insult used by one person against another. Every person has at least one ultimate burn. It concerns whatever it is that that person feels most embarassed about, and therefore would feel the most pain by having brought up in front of others or in an insulting manner. In order for an ultimate burn to be verified, one of the following conditions must be met:

1. Someone who witnessed the Ultimate burn must say aloud, "Oh, Shit!"
2. Everyone who was within the vicinity of the Ultimate Burn must cringe and utter "Ooooh" under his or her breath.
3. Someone who witnessed the burn must call the person who delivered the Ultimate burn an asshole, dick, douche, or other deragatory name.
4. The person who the Ultimate burn is directed towards must tear up, or break out into an all out sobfest.

Once an Ultimate burn has been verified, the person who committed the Ultimate burn must acknowledge it by saying "Ultimate Burn," then apologizing and shaking hands with the victim of the Ultimate burn.

"Oh shit, that was an Ultimate burn."
"Oooh Ultimate burn. Damn Mitch I apologize."

by Doug Cantwell, Joe Urgo June 27, 2006

the ultimate answer

42 is the ultimate answer

42 is the ultimate answer, the answer to life, the universe and everything

by michele is cool July 15, 2006

Ultimate Roadhead

Getting a blowjob while the girl is driving. Setting the cruise control and you hold the wheel while she sucks it.

Kylie gave John Ultimate Roadhead on I-76 on the way to the 76ers game!

by Jollymando October 16, 2021

Ultimate Plunger

When the girl rides you while you take a crap. When you want to release your bowls and get off with your partner at the same time.

"I did the ultimate plunger with my girl the other day."

by Craptasktic December 5, 2011

the ultimate word

you'll never find it out

you will never know the ultimate word

by qpwjnsfvneiefufjaeiufhaeif December 26, 2021

Ultimate gay

This is someone or something that is so gay that nothing could be gay-er

Robert " wow Luke Simons is an ultimate gay "
Everyone " can't argue with that mate "

by Bigbossman12 February 7, 2019

Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.

Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.

by Grews January 19, 2009