Thanos

A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.

Thanos has a nice mitten.

by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019

Thanos

Thanos loves rock collecting, adopting random children, and ruining thousand's of lives.

Thanos wants that booty, bois.

by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019

Thanos

A purple nutsack with a rock collection

"I'll blow that nutsack of a chin right off" - Starlord "Hahahaha" - Thanos

by WonkyGrape1212 August 3, 2019

Thanos

Somebody who is extremely attractive

Thanos is one sexy boi

by Skdbsjdbdsk March 5, 2019

Thanos

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

by AndiB July 10, 2020

THANOS

A big ass purple boi who destroyed the avengers and are know out for revenge. He accidentally snapped his fingers listening to crab rave and destroyed people. Ant-man will "for sacrifice" go up his butt hole and expand making Thanos deader than dead.

quit being a thanos

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

Thanos

That eggplant I wanna kill because he killed half the hecking universe in The MCU

Thanos Sucks.

Yes I dont like him

by Bork Barnse November 23, 2018