puma ninja

a hot chick with ninja like moves and the sexual prowlness of a puma

dude you see that puma over there? you mean the one standing right behind you.. whoah! puma ninja

by redickulos May 15, 2011

Puma

A woman who is both petite, and still considereal a milf.

Dude, she is fine!

I know, she's puma.

by The_wendigo January 18, 2022

Puma (Liquid Energy)

A drink of epic proportions consisting of a massive bowl or container filled with 1 type of every energy drink in a given gas station or quickmart spiked with Caffeine pills. WARNING: If this is your first or second time trying Puma YOU ARE A LOT MORE TIRED THAN YOU REALIZE DO NOT FUCKING DRIVE I WARN YOU NOW!!!

I drank some fucking awesome Puma (Liquid Energy) last night and was able to stay up so I got laid 3 extra times. PUMA!

by Unsaidpaper July 13, 2011

Puma Posse

A collection of 20 something ladies who hang around together.

I want to go out but with that girl but she wants to spend time with her Puma Posse.

by Losman94 October 20, 2010

Paramour Puma

Paramour Puma: noun; a younger female lover, especially the illicit partner of a married person.

That girl ain’t nothing but a Paramour Puma!

The younger version of the “Cougars” are the Paramour Pumas! Those young women like the older men!

Added by: Brandon Matson

by Brandon Matson aka Bboutit November 16, 2023

Puma

An older woman 50+ who prays on much younger men in their twenties. Much like a cougar but ugly, short and fat, unlike a cougar who is older but beautiful, slender and elagant.

That woman acts like a cougar, but she's short and fat, like a puma!

by Menpower April 15, 2011

Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021