Gooner

“Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
“Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2
by ItsCookz January 9, 2025
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Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.
"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"
by super_nigger March 14, 2025
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Gooner

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon
Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"
by erghuij June 29, 2024
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Gooner

1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
My boy Barry is a massive gooner
by PinDarkShadow May 2, 2024
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Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.
"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"
by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024
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Goonerism

When someone is so involved in a state of gooning that their mental capability begins to decay.
He couldn't focus on any of his hobbies or school work because of his newly diagnosed goonerism.
by Cracker RIzz July 25, 2024
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Gooner

Rylan Berry is a FUCKING gooner
by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025
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