I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Goomba

A silly person, the dumbass in your friend group.

“Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”

by Yung Chico May 22, 2018

Goomba

A brown person

Look at that goomba over there

by BigBrown12 February 11, 2022

Goomba Man

Absolute fucking legend and will never be forgotten.

I GOT GOOMBA MAN TREE FROG CARD LETS GOOOO!!!

by Abdul Kruz January 10, 2022

Goomba

A short individual which is mentally/physically disabled. A goomba is a short enemy from Mario that is weak.

The goomba over there has never grew an inch.

by toeman98 June 19, 2019