Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 1, 2014

commit atrocities

Another way for someone to say they want to have sex

Would you like to commit atrocities with me?

by [REEDACTED] September 27, 2022

commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 20, 2021

Commit arson at

to commit arson onto an individual. phrase is usually followed by the person's preferred pronouns or names.

I am going to commit arson at ur mom

by ketchup supremacy March 18, 2021

committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.

Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!

by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009

commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com

12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit

by dearest123 October 14, 2011

commit neck

COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Commit Neck
Person 1: *Slits his wrist and hangs himself on fan

by jakobk05 August 8, 2018