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Sam Carpenter

He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
by Jammer906 March 21, 2022
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Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy
Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*
by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018
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Leaking Carpenter

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.
Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
by ZairStorm December 6, 2019
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the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree
Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"
by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022
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Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?
by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022
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The Carpenter Effect

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.
"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"
by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013
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nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry
nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg
by emosarah May 16, 2018
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