He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
by Jammer906 March 21, 2022

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy
by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.
Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
by ZairStorm December 6, 2019

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree
by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.
by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013

by emosarah May 16, 2018
