National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 24, 2023

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Texan Cookout

When you put barbecue sauce in someone’s ass or vagina and then you fuck them

We were doing some kinky shit last night I had a Texan Cookout and got Barbecue sauce every where!

by PussyMaster69 October 18, 2019

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Sweaty Texan

when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat

A Sweaty Texan is when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat

by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 30, 2022

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Texan Tickling

When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out

Me and Jenna do texan tickling with eachother every night and we love it

by Jefferylittle June 18, 2024

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Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 28, 2017

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