Shit in a teacup

A lesser known saying that is essentially used when you're emitting an extremely emotional response to something. This could be anger/surprise/humour.

1. Oh wow!!! I just found out my BOYFRIEND is pregnant.. WTF I just shat in a teacup

2. Hidee: Hi mate what are you up to today?
Shawn: Just chillin with my homes
Hidee: Cool
Shawn: Oh did you watch Seinfield the other day, I did find it fairly humerous
Hidee: OMFG YES IT WAS FUNNY. I was watching it and I just did a shit in a teacup!!

3. Peter: oops wrong hole sorry I swear I didnt mean it
Sally: OMFG YOU SICKO. I just did a shit in a teacup

by Wozzgalaxy March 27, 2011

Teacup

A man's genitals. Originated from the Japanese singer Gackt when in an interview, he stated that he enjoyed balancing a teaset on his crotch while taking a shower Matrix style.

Me: So, how's your teacup this evening?
Guy: What the hell are you talking about?

by Random Person from Canada June 5, 2005

teacupping

its when the guy stands on his head with his right knee hooked over the left shoulder of the girl standing behind him and his left over the right shoulder of the girl standing in front of him...simaltaneously the girls begin to yank his legs apart while cupping opposite balls and pulling them (gently) in opposite direction of the legs

girl 1: teacupping time?
girl 2: ya, ill find sam

by Nutty Robot February 28, 2008

Teacup

A female whore who sleeps with every man she sees hoping to get money from them.

Dude I can't belive he's with Cayce she is such a teacup.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 1, 2010

hairy teacup

(n.)an unshaved cat, pussy, vertical horizon, etc. 100% natural goodness, lipsmacking goodness. Oh Yeah.

Man, would I love to take a sip from her hairy teacup.

by Celticvamp June 24, 2005

storm in a teacup

when two people are having anal sex and right before ejaculation you pull out so the cum gets all over the asshole then you lick it out.

I had a storm in a teacup with your mom last night.

by dalton vodden November 16, 2007

spinning teacups

A spinning ride at Disney World, complete with high walls and 2 seats per teacup.
also: a great place to have all kinds of fun sex with your significant other.

"Did you see Kat and Allistarae at night of Joy getting it on on the spinning teacups?"
"I'll spin your teacup.."

by kinda kinky May 9, 2005