Tallahassee lemonade
Tallahassee lemonade - When a particular Armenian man has the inability to lose weight
Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
by The real bagman November 21, 2021
When a person tickles the penis with a feather and later shoves it down the mans urethra until he screams in agony.
by Big Papa Hay Hay May 18, 2017
The act of linking one's genital piercing to that of a companion. For example, linking two Prince Alberts with a carabiner clip, or a Prince Albert to a clitoral piercing with a cable tie.
by Mugatny April 19, 2017
When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 08, 2020
When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 08, 2020
Maddie Michals so Tallahassee
by Joemomma5786 July 25, 2024