Tactical nap

When you sleep for an optimal number of hours (i.e. not enough), the night before a massive deadline or exam.

I have to tactical nap to revise for this exam I have tomorrow

by IML May 1, 2010

Tactical Penis

Of having a penis that is ergonomically retro-fitted to operate at optimum efficiency in vaginal situations

Alas, he had a most Tactical Penis. Thousands gazed upon it's wondrous glory for years to come.

by hahahacough January 17, 2011

Tactical Buttsex

The having of anal sex while in ghillie suits in a wooded area or field

Lets have tactical buttsex

by CooledSandStorm April 24, 2010

tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.

"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."

by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010

Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

by gman3 December 25, 2009

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010