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Tom is one of those people who went from childish to holy fuck he's hot
Tom is here now
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A two faced cunt who is clingy and desperate!
Fred: Tom told me you were slagging me off.
Henry: Tom is two faced what do you expect.
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A nonce who you sit next to in Seal and Maths
Tom stop stealing my stuff and being a nonce
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An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.

Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......

So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.
TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!
by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022
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Part 2

What was not mentioned but must be known is Toms often have donuts in their yard but do not eat them. This is due to Tom trying to run Princess Weirdo over. PW's son, Prince B, saw that the donuts were properly applied. But Tom came to see that this could not be avoided. And his land would soon heal. Tom also brought PW a dozen donuts. Some were glazed donuts and Boston cream donuts from Dunkin which she liked alot and ate them up. She shared them with TomTom and Prince B. PW might share with others too depending on how many are gifted to her.
TomTom- PW I brought you some Dunkin
Princess Weirdo- Thank you TomTom. Your son's are forgiven Sir.
TomTom- Thank you oh gracious one. You are beautiful and wise.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
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Short for tomfoolish. Meaning out of the ordinary, strange, or just downright ass.
“Yo bro did you see Kyle at the party last night?”

Yeah dude he was acting tom as fuck he needs to be more jerry ”
by jawsh1011 December 14, 2021
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