Trench Knife

A female that someone dates or marries. That turns into a complete whore. Then tries to gut the individual financially. Comparable to the trench knives used in world war one. Either by marriage or child support for no reason.

Did you hear about Jake the poor guy, got caught up with a trench knife he had to sell his house and boat.

by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019

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Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water

"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"

by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021

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trench nob

A penis that has been submerged in a clammy clung for an extraordinarily long period of time.

Same as a world war issue known as trench rot or trench foot were a solder had spent to much time in a wet trench. Your penis has spent to much time in a wet clung thus resulting in trench nob.

by Fordie za May 15, 2014

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Trench(ed)

A seldom used reference to the Columbine shooting wherein one of the shooters hid his weapons in a trench coat.
It is a synonym for sketchy and crazy.

Dude, that weirdo in the back of the class just had a meltdown, it was so trench(ed).

by IfOnlyTheyKnew April 5, 2019

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Brown Trenching

to begin fooling around with a female then when the pants come off you unexpectedly find that she has a very shitty ass crack, it doesnt bother the male and he commences to have anal sex

Doyle: "Dude oh my god, the other night I got that girl from the bar back to my apartment and found out she was Brown Trenching."

Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"

Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"

by HansardSD July 13, 2010

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