driving the bus

When it is your turn to drive the carpool to work, school, sporting events, ect.

This is the week I am driving the bus to work so I know we will be on time for a change.

by Delow September 20, 2005

miss the bus

to let an opportunity pass by

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010

Riding the bus

When one wears pants that are too short, therefore exposing their socks.

What's up with your pants? You are totally riding the bus

by 420/24/7 October 29, 2004

terry the bus driver

An awesome sauce bus driver who, to most men, is highly erotic. That extra bit of flab makes him all the more epic.

Terry the bus driver: "Make sure you don't learn too much at school kids!"

by Thomas the turned on student 2 October 4, 2013

Thanking the bus driver

When you thank the person driving you to school or work, because you're super broke.

*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir

Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*

by I Ii II I_ July 11, 2018

Jacket on the bus

When you are on the bus, and a female (or male) puts a jacket over their hand, to hide them giving you pleasure with their hand.

Guy 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Guys 2: On the way home, some thot, gave me a quick, Jacket on the Bus.

by Dqaweserdrtgyhu9ijkpop[l[; February 22, 2018

on the bus

Term used to describe the last day at work before your vacation. You are at work physically, but not mentally.

Boss: "Hey, get back to work, you haven't done crap all day!"
Employee: "Sorry, I'm on the bus, going on vacation tomorrow."

by Cher-E March 13, 2008