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Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..
We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …
by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022
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Arm-swinger

Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.
"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."
by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024
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Swingers adjacent

When you're willing to swing with only one other couple.
We are swingers adjacent, we only have sex occasionally with another couple
by Anabananaish July 3, 2025
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dance swinger

Dance swinger is someone who cuckold their partner on a dance floor, which leads to the bedroom for crazy sex. That makes their boyfriend jealous while he’s watching in the corner.
Dance swinger is when the guy allows another guy to dance typically in a form of dancing called western swing dancing to Dosey Doe into another person‘s bedroom while the boyfriend watches them get it on.
by Swing dancing January 5, 2025
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Sleepytime Swinger

When an old person in a nursing home suddenly gets a surge of strength and starts throwing hands with a nurse.
Joey gave nurse Merissa a Sleepytime Swinger when she threatened to take away his ice cream.
by Tom Cruise Dawg May 24, 2025
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life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.
"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."
by smkjapidos November 9, 2018
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Swinger

A person who does drifts donuts with their car, particularly ones at street side shows
I sold my car to a swinger from LA, i saw him doing donuts with it on the news
by NissanZ June 30, 2021
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