someone who annoys the hell outta you whenever taylor swift releases a new album, which is quite frequent nowadays. can’t blame these people though, you’d annoy everyone too if you start listening to taylor’s music, which is also, a very common thing to do as her music is played literally everywhere. you live under a rock if you haven’t listened to her music. this definition is also being written by a swiftie so dislike it and you’ll be deemed to have a shitty music sense.
by I Love Kinna November 23, 2021
Someone who would write you a strongly worded essay that resembles Shakespeare if you wronged them, would also compare you to Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer (which is a huge insult in case you didn't know).
by get_offmydict123 February 09, 2022
A swiftie is someone who loves taylor swift. They are often preppy and always follows the mainstream trends. there is nothing wrong with just liking her music. But it starts to get bad when you drag others down because they dont like her or other problems
Example one:
"are you a swiftie?"
"um not really.."
"OMG HOW DARE YOU SHE IS THE QUEEN AND SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU ARE JUST A MISOGYNSTIC PERSON WHO IS MAD SHE I SBETTER AND MORE SUCESSFUL OF YOU! YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH US SWIFTIES!11"
Example 2:
"are you a swiftie?"
"no not really"
"thats ok"
"are you a swiftie?"
"um not really.."
"OMG HOW DARE YOU SHE IS THE QUEEN AND SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU ARE JUST A MISOGYNSTIC PERSON WHO IS MAD SHE I SBETTER AND MORE SUCESSFUL OF YOU! YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH US SWIFTIES!11"
Example 2:
"are you a swiftie?"
"no not really"
"thats ok"
by Silly_C4M3R4_SHY June 02, 2024
by kanYEmfWEST October 25, 2023
She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.
by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 21, 2024
by Ozaarc May 20, 2024
by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023