Computer Chair Swap Out

When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.

All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.

by Dancing with Fire July 14, 2011

stank swap

In the heat of passion, the person you are fucking puts their mouth over your asshole. At this point you rip a good fart into their mouth. Then, the person puts their mouth up to your mouth and blows your own fart into your mouth. Inhale deeply.

Man, I stank swapped the shit out of Todd's wife last night. She put her fat lips up to my asshole and I ripped a gnarly fart into her mouth. Then she blew my own fart into my mouth. It was great! STANK SWAP!

by STANK SWAP SUPREMACY November 2, 2006

swip-swap

To exchange, barter, or trade, as one thing for another. For two things to switch places or ownership.

Some students swip-swap textbooks with each other at the end of the year to save on buying new ones.

by TheUrbanWordDoctor May 14, 2009

Brockton Swap

When a person pays for someone else's groceries with food stamps, EBT card, etc. in exchange for money, drugs, sex and/or booze. Named after the city of Brockton, Massachusetts.

"Hey let me know if you need anything at the store, because I'm broke but I have a ton of food stamp money on my EBT card, maybe we can do a Brockton Swap."

by MrDangerously January 11, 2013

Grindel Swap

The act of going behind a man (random or acquaintence) and jiggling his balls. This could be sneaky, out in the open, or an act of retaliation. No homo.

Man 1: What happened? Why do you look so surprised?
Man 2: Ho-Holy shit! Diaz just grindel swapped me!
Man 1: Oh.

by TheNester January 27, 2010

Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swap Donkey

1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.

2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.

3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)

4. A cock face dick bandit!

5. Your the cock face dick bandit!

6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!

7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!

8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)

Mongolian Swap Donkey

by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010

Mom swap

v. The act of trading sexual encounters with a friend's mother in exchange for one with yours. Plural form: Mom-party.

Dude X: "Dude, you know you owe me a bottle of DVX..."

Dude Y: "Motherfucker, I ain't gettin' paid 'till Tuesday!"

Dude X: "Like I givva fuck! Where's my money, bitch?!"

Dude Y: "You know.....haha, in my momma's puss-aye! You wanna Mom swap, an' forget about all this?!"

Dude X: "Fuck yeah I do! I'm sickah hearin' ol' mawms complain to me about the lack of dick in this town, Gee! But you know how it is...."

Dude Y: "What, choo' think I'm sumkineuh dumbass or some shiugh?! Fuck yeah I'm down, yo mah's hella fine! Like, straight cougah, ya know?! We're mom swappin'!"

by Droogans January 21, 2010