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Swamp Donkey 

Swamp donkeys are women who frolic in mud for a living, and talk about things that are way above their pay grade.

Swamp Donkey 

Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.
Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!
Swamp Donkey by M. Stenersen December 28, 2005

Swamp Donkey 

A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.
"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW

Swamp Donkey 

Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.
My sister Sarah is the Swamp Donkey this year with that bell on her ear.
Swamp Donkey by beecolony November 26, 2009

Swamp Donkey 

A large girl or slut who likes to cause a lot of drama! She lurks into the scene with taking advantage of unwilling men!
A Swamp Donkey is a Cheerleader who takes advantage of an unwilling coach who manipulates him while he is drunk and then wont go away!

Swamp donkey 

Rob: That girl devon was a swamp donkey.

Luke: Yea but shes gives mad good blow jobs.
Swamp donkey by rtc1588 March 1, 2007