Jacob

A man who likes to lick peoples feet (he does it for money thats why he's rich)
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Jacob is dating Nola
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Jacob

A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.
"I fucking hate Jacob so much-- Wait, he's being sweet now.."
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Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.
Jacob, why is it so small?
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Just a tall person, man will you with his vibes.
Dude 1 : Have you seen that guy??? Im quivering rn

Dude 2: He's totally a Jacob no wonder bro
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Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.
Hey Jacob did you win? - friend

NO, I NEVER WIN!! - Jacob
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That guy’s really being Jacob right now.
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