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Silky May

Having butt sex using conditioner as lube.
I pulled a silky may last ight
by mattty_t_704 February 13, 2010
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Stalk-home syndrome

A severe medical condition in which a person stalks another person through various means, usually up to the point of finding out their addresses, etc.

This medical condition has became widespread after the introduction of social networking sites and it is more likely to affect males than females.
A: "Paul was in the library looking up Facebook for that hot blonde in our class."

B: "Yea, he's suffering from stalk-home syndrome"
by Can Be Blank July 16, 2011
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Stalk on

Oh dude, I was walking down the street and I saw this fine piece of ass, and I got a right stalk on.
by LHC February 25, 2004
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stalkee

holy s**t i'm ridda's stalkee
by BiANCA BEE May 20, 2007
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psychic stalker

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.
Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.
by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007
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bush stalker

woman who chases Bush for her own sexual gratification
That old slag keeps going round Mark's house. She's a Bush Stalker and is after his cock.
by Thomas Francis February 25, 2007
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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
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