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Stanford Earthquake

A move popularized by Stanford students in which a male shoots his load inside a female by surprise and then grabs ahold of her and shakes her up as if she was in an earthquake.
Aw man, my boyfriend got me with the Stanford Earthquake again, now I'm all dizzy.
by spankyMc May 17, 2009
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Stanford

A school that thinks they are so great in everything but somehow managed to lose in football to SJSU 35-34. I'm glad all of that wasted money is going somewhere.
Eppy: Hey did you know that SJSU just beat Stanford in football 35-34?
Dave: Ya man, Stanford Sucks!
Travis: Awesome
by Spartan Squad September 24, 2006
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Stafford County

the O.C. of virginia. if u own anything less than a Corvette, you will be snubbed and ignored. if u r a girl and dont have at least ONE piece of designer clothes/shoes/purses/etc then you will be considered a "loser" if u r a guy and dont wear the regular Abercrombie/PacSun/Hollister or any other kind of skate/surf clothes you will be considered a "loser" those who are well off when it comes to money, you'll like stafford.
have you been to the new Louis Vuitton store in Stafford County?
by *!*~LaUrEn~*!* June 7, 2005
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Stanford

Although Stanford University is one of the most selective American schools in terms of admissions, many have found the college's overall atmosphere to be one of feigned relaxation and underlying insecurity, as accurately described by the "duck" analogy. Many self-consciously 'chill' students here are pompous in person, but truly mask some unseen blemish of the personality.
I pity any bastard unlucky enough to accept admission to Stanford, especially considering the poor selection of women and disappointing student body they'll encounter.
by Teller of Truths September 3, 2006
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Jonathan Stafford

supreme overlord of the ginger race and executioner of embaracing gingers (carrot top)

nicknames: the one with a soul, dat pif, red, fire, big red, clifford, red dread redemtion, johny blaze/human torch
did ya see shuan white win the olympics again he must really make you gingers feel proud...

ginger: na im more of a jonathan stafford fan... he gives me a reason to live
by sfjvk;dfbv;kfv June 19, 2011
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Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.
Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."

Guy Two: "Yeah."

Guy One: "Kill yourself."
by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013
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North Stamford

The nicer part of Stamford located above the Merritt. There are so many drunk driving accidents on Scofieldtown and Long Ridge that teens aren't allowed to drive past 9:30. Most people living there have run over at least a few deer. Everyone living there claims to have trick-or-treated at Gene Wilder's house. There's nothing to do there, and everything worthwhile is a 10-30 minute drive. By the time kids living there hit TOR and have made friends with people from either the hood or the Cove, they feel pretty embarrassed to be from North Stamford, and don't really like telling their ghetto-er friends.
I'm sleeping over at Paul's house in North Stamford.

Shit, what are you going to do all weekend?

We would go to the mall, but we can't since Paul got put on probation after he squashed that hobo on Chesnut Hill.

That sucks, man.
by Boneesha Boneesha October 26, 2009
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