having explosive diarrhea
by me June 11, 2006
Get the green apple splattermug. when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look
by Major JMC July 5, 2006
Get the bird seed splattermug. Another version of the Shotgun Shittys; but the recipient receives the coronovirus from a thoughtless trip to the local Chinese Buffet during another viral pandemic from the asian continent. All dog meat products produced for human consumption are tainted as to strike the hi-fi, large consuming, thick wasted dumb round eye.
Oh shit, I fucked up... I went to a Chinese buffet and contracted the coronovirus. Left there with poo poo splatter.
by Shotgun Shitter January 26, 2020
Get the Poo Poo Splattermug. (noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.
I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.
by cat punters September 25, 2010
Get the Meow Splattermug. Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.
by Tack January 24, 2006
Get the sour apple splattermug. Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.
by Luxotek January 19, 2015
Get the Brown Apple Splattersmug. guy 1: hey wanna come over?
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!
by runte November 14, 2020
Get the black lives splattermug.