Closet Smoker

Someone who smokes (nicotine mainly but it could really be anything)but not to the knowledge of others (partners, family members or friends.) Someone who keeps it very much in the dark and are usually obsessively defensive about the fact that they do indeed smoke. They often deny it while contradicting themselves with passing comments, behavioral pattern's and mannerism that resemble a smoker.

Surrounded by smokers, her eyes gleamed like a closet smoker} who craved a cigarette.

by smokerandproud14 November 15, 2016

Duck Smoke

Someone who hides from their consequences.

Duck Smoke "You ducking that smoke!" "I ain't ducking no smoke" , "you gone duck that smoke" .

by Trenton999 November 27, 2020

eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast

coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube

you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.

by aardvarks are legend November 24, 2018

blowing smoke in your face

Meaning the person who blew smoke in your face wants to fuck

I blew smoke in babes face

Blowing smoke in your face wanting to fuck

by Pollypocket6993 December 20, 2020

Smoke-Righteous

A person who is so angry with smokers and their habit, that they regularly confront smokers in a rude way.

The man came over to me in the bar and pointing his finger at me, told me to put out my cigarette. He could have asked nicely, but he was too “smoke-righteous”.

by Johntoo August 22, 2009

dopest dope ive ever smoked

best weed ever
commonly used towards pineapple express

bro
this shit is the dopest dope ive ever smoked

by n1ckmotherfucker December 23, 2008

smoke trees

(verb) - to smoke marijuana

"Who you think taught you to smoke trees?" -Dr. Dre in 'Forgot About Dre

by Diggs February 17, 2003