Sloane

that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself

*during sorority denominations*

Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards

by not sloane November 18, 2019

Sloane

(noun): A girl who works at a awesome company called Vat19.com

Sloane has a annoying boss

by PersonPeepGummyBear March 19, 2022

Sloane Reilly

Someone that cant get over this one guy

Ugh Sloane Reilly get over this KID!!

by geena46 November 21, 2020

Mya Sloan

Childlike creature that has an addictive personality to onething or another. Once with a mate, this creature will sink its teeth in until you have nothing left AKA Sucubus. All those that come across this creature BEWARE. You will be sucked into the dark Abiss.

Dude you so been Mya Sloaned

by Off Jerk April 28, 2011

grey sloan memorial

A hospital where doctors die more than patients do!

Meredith: Hey, sorry Im just checking up on Grey Sloan Memorial, any patients die?

April: No, but a intern and a nurse did!

by merstears November 11, 2020

Sloane

Lifestyle/clothes style: dressed-down, groomed-down but luxuriously; colours mostly pastels and neutrals, vintage touches

She wore a long flouncy cream skirt, beige crochet cardigan and had tousled but clean, silky, powder-smelling hair and un-made-up makeup, but it was the cowboy boots really that gave away the fact that he was dealing with a hardcore Sloane

by addictionary lexicon April 29, 2020

Sloane

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Passive-aggressive power-dressing

While the Sloane’s appearance said vanilla, this ice-cream was laced with chloroform

by addictionary lexicon April 29, 2020