nad sitting

v. plopping down directly onto testes.

When you get home from work, you sit in your recliner and your wife comes up and plops directly on the left and right testes. All you can do is cry and say, "please get off of me." Then she repositions herself and squashes only the left one. She insists she is trying to be affectionate, when all she is really doing is nad sitting!

by eusadnama November 27, 2013

one sitting

Doing something without stopping for a Limited Period

I Drunk 5 Bottles in One Sitting

by She Loves Sarcasm December 6, 2017

Sit on him

For the whole of January a girl can sit on whoever boy they want

You see sit on him

Sit on him is in January

by Hornhornhornhormhormh December 21, 2020

Sitting on the Bench

Not even in "first base" or watching somebody else go "first base or more" with your girl. It sucks.

"When you are watching some douchebag enter First, second, or even third base or higher with the girl your into, or simply not even able to enter first base, or even the grounds, then you are "Sitting on the Bench"

by njdmanok May 27, 2012

sitting on an onion

verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.

Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.

by FrankM September 20, 2007

Sit-Spooning

The act of sitting on the ground, bench or other surface with two or more people facing the the same direction, with full body contact. A variation of the typical spooning, where the same general idea is used in a 'sitting' situation.

Alex, Kane and Taylor were sit-spooning in their family photo, taken when Alex was the oldest.

by stephaa June 1, 2011

sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible

1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!

by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019