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sagging

Too broke/too cheap to buy a belt.
Gabe:Bro way you sagging???
Victor:I too cheap; I didn't wanna spend $5 on a belt.
Gabe:You're effed up.
by Sade_Yonkers_Baby June 28, 2016
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Sheep shagging

The English Welsh and Irish are all dirty sheep shagging shit head bastards but so are the niggers have you seen what they skid marks to do the goats and sheep in Africa are they give them a new arsehole
Did you see them sheep shagging bastards up in africa with their big shit dick fucking anything that moves.
by English are trannys December 14, 2021
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shagging the dog

The ability to drag the hours out of work given,Normaly by stereo-typical short,fat,red faced(not through embaressment) bald blokes.
this blokes been shagging the dog is taking 10 hours to do a 5 hour job
by eyes in the skys April 28, 2006
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sheep shaggin

Sammy's ma: Sammy where you goin. Ur never in this house hey.
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.

Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.

Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
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Atlas Shrugging

Glen Beck was on TV again talking about shrugging his atlas. I can't believe they let people go on TV and talk like that.

Charles Koch was in the bathroom for a long time. I asked what he was doing in there, his only response was, "Atlas Shrugged"

I walked in on Rush Limbaugh in his office, he was atlas shrugging.
by jgritty January 23, 2013
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shaggin

shaggin as in to be shagged!
i was out saggin last night. or she was a great shag.
by Paul December 21, 2003
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shagging

To go out with you friends and turn up
I'm going out shagging tonight
by 3MMM May 8, 2016
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