Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it

Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough

Brown sharpie by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

BROWN SHARPIE by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

fat sharpie 

A large, good smelling black penis.

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."

fat sharpie by Crayola Colored Sex June 5, 2009

huff a sharpie

huff a sharpie or to huff a sharpie means to fuck off. it was coined by some internet users and people, but the most famous example is in the song "we've got your back (documented minor emotional breakdown #2)" by indie pop band los campesinos!

person a: "dude, i've had enough. either stop acting stupid or go huff a sharpie !"
person b: "okay, i guess...."

huff a sharpie by no, i think i will February 1, 2021

B.T. Sharpie 

Shaky man who says izzle alot. Constanly speaks yto him self, so it seems, although he is on his cellular telephone. Wishes tyo be a police officer, however may be too shaky to hold a pistol, or even a baton, or even his own cock when masturbating. Enjoys eating the female genitalia aswell, and long walks on the beach

B.T. Sharpie you are a ladies man, walking on the beach eating the pussizzle my brozizzle.

B.T. Sharpie by John Denver December 10, 2003

Super Sharpie 

Affectionate term for an extremely sharp knife from Forever Sharp

"Where's Super Sharpie?"
"Only Super Sharpie can cut this!"

Super Sharpie by Corpussell March 30, 2007

Blue Sharpie

Someone who always makes people sad. Your first reaction to everything they say is probably, "oh! are you ok?" Then, that's the next reaction someone will have to whatever you say.

hey have you talked to Skylar lately?
No dude, I can't she puts me in such a bad mood. She's a total blue sharpie.

Blue Sharpie by Kayin5lifebish January 27, 2019