Shannon

Usually a chunnky guy, likes food, red hair, freckles and very pale. Despite people telling him he's fat, he believes he's not only very good looking but also very fast.

"Shannon Yo gimme a piece of that."

"I'm actually a good looking guy." (ugly)
"All the girls love me." (ugly)

by Patrice Drake June 5, 2019

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Shannon

A girl who drinks excessively instead of caring for her own child.

Did you see that girl SHANNON? She traded her baby for a bottle of vodka

by ThatItchyCunt September 1, 2022

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Shannon

A good and quiet person, most people with the name Shannon are short.

Hey Shannon why are you so quiet?

by TheBEAST1781 May 2, 2019

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Shannon is a GUY. He usually has blonde mop hair. He is very irish like his name. He is easily distracted and is very crazy. He is little and precious and a bit of a princess at times. He makes very funny faces and ruins photos. He is somewhat good at sport but he isn’t the biggest player on the team. He likes dogs (who doesn’t) and carrots. He is a bit of a wimp and is scared of silly things like bugs, spiders and the dark. But he is nice...

Sometimes.

sometimes he’s really annoying and you want to slap the silly out of him.

Shut up shannon

What u mean shannon u make no sense

Shannon get back her u need to vacuum your room! (He is bad at chores)

by Bañaña April 21, 2018

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A word used by two stupid idiots as an inside joke over the course of many years

More like... Shannon

by RealPinwheel May 14, 2020

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A guy who loves to steal your money and has a lot of acne on his face. He likes to do stupid crap with his friends for attention. Will fall for casual fun with any girl. Shannon's also have a long history of simping even though the term simp was only created in 2020.

Guy: Omg my wallet is missing again
John: it was probably Shannon.

by StuCow September 5, 2020

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