sergeant arse-fuck

have a guess

Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?

by jonny rotten pants June 28, 2009

Sergeant Johnson

The act of sticking a Halo 3 disc into your own Anus and yelling "WORT WORT WORT"

Dad: What are you doing?
Son: VIVA LA SERGEANT JOHNSON!

by Twitchy4360 July 20, 2011

stow-serge

n., totally lameowitz

stow-serge has eleven nipples.

by bitemestow-serge February 17, 2005

Sergeant Johnson

When you are getting head, on a really cumfy bed, smoking a fat blunt, and playing halo reach at the same time

charlie was on the bed getting a sergeant johnson from lexi. and halo reach is godly

by blazingcrazing69 August 7, 2010

Sergeant

Derogatory word used to describe somebody of an arrogant nature. Also associated with smugness and people that take pleasure in letting others know when they are wrong, thus making them an annoyance to those around them.

You are a sergeant man! I cannot believe you told that girl that she was stupid and wrong and you are right cos you are a rockstar!

by pdizz87 June 4, 2009

Sergei

A very desperate, thirsty guy. He tries to be a player but he fails because every girl rejects him. He will hit on every single girl in your school, even the ones that he doesn't know. Girls in the younger grades, the older ones, the popular ones, the ones with boyfriends, you name it. Also including but not limited to, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your hot neighbour, married women, maybe even your dog. He will use really bad pick up lines on girls to try and trap them. If you see one, stay away.

"Don't go near Sergei, the guy his so thirsty, he needs a drink of water".

by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015

sergeant light prick

Someone who is anal about turning off the lights.

Dan- "can I just remind everyone to turn the light off after using the toilet"
Jen- " dan stop being such a sergeant light prick"

by r siz October 11, 2013