scrawnmaxxing

maximizing in being slim and scrawny, usually to attract emo girls or cut down on monthly spending to afford lifestyle
not to be confused with anorexia, scrawnmaxxers feast off of the flesh of their victims such as roadkill or straight up eating cows when the farmer isn't looking during feasts.

Only a handful are known to have perfectioned the art of scrawnmaxxing.

Chubbles the 3rd: Hey baby wanna go out and eat somethin?
Slim Jim: kick a rock you bowling ball can't you see i'm scrawnmaxxing

Chubbles the 3rd: I am so bewildered right now, what the fuck is scrawnmaxxing?
Slim Jim: I don't need to explain, you're so dense you bend light and I don't think you'll understand it, you rotund specimen.
Chubbles the 3rd: I guess that's it, I'm taking my fat to hell. You jerk! I always knew you were a fake friend!

by Oliv3 May 7, 2024

Scrawl

To do something in a hurried, careless way.

"I scrawled so hard on that homework assignment."

by jumbocat5050 November 25, 2025

scree scrow

Someone from east Tennessee who gets in no hurry to talk to walk, or do anything

dolly scree scrowed around with david for hours and got no work done.

by 4532131fweqeqfvevfvfeq June 27, 2019

chicken scrawl

Bad illegible writing - like a doctors prescription.

OMG - I cant read my meth subscription- it’s like chicken scrawl.

by Hardjed September 23, 2020

bottom scrawling

when you scrape out someone’s anus with a spoon and eat whatever the spoon catches

Ken: Man I could really go for some fudge right now.
Bob: Just try bottom scrawling

by ilovetogoshrimping April 12, 2024

be gone scrawn

a phrase proclaimed when a certain hoe named talon is acting like an ass even though he does not have one and needs an orTHOTic

“Be gone Scrawn!” she exclaimed as she closed the brothel doors behind her in a shapissed manner

by shashockedandshaffended December 29, 2018