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Scouse Lobster

The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.
Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...
by Garstang April 1, 2010
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pan scourer

a vagina that is abundant with dry, coarse hair. (also known as brillo fanny)
"hey clemence i cant get this stuff of the pan can you get lauren in with her pan scourer!"

"geoffrey!!! get your hands off my pan scourer this instance"
by the vall meister December 8, 2004
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scouser

strange creatures from a galaxy far away...liverpool in fact. hobbies include car stealing,mobile phone theft,burglary and generally petty crime. easy to determine who they are due to the shiny lacoste racksuit bottoms with a cabrini hooded sweatshirt,burberry cap and of course black socks pulled up over the trouser bottoms. (females tend to look the same but with huge mock gold plated earrings)
tend to say fruckhen and what ya lhookin at? a hell of a lot
by chazza the lil green alien November 27, 2003
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scouse

1) Scouse - to do something very good

2) Scoused it - stole something/did something good

3) Scouse! - a drinking game involving taking a pull on a spliff then drinking some aftershock

4) Scouse a word used to describe things that are good or come from Liverpool like Gregs, Sayers and Spag Bol.
1) 'Ah lad that was proper scouse'

2) 'Where did you get that chair from?'
'I scoused it from that tent over there'

'Keep it scouse boys'

3) 'Ey lad let's play scouse!'

4) 'Ey girl fancy some spag bol? Its proper scouse!'
by Scouse House September 5, 2007
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Scourer

The word for when your head hair falls down the back of your trousers and collects in your pants.
Sometimes remains as loose hair, sometimes tangles into a coarse matt of hair, therefore, scourer.
May only be apparent with people with long hair?
DEMoNSCRoWN: Heyo, can you give me a minute to pull out this scourer from my lush crack?
AMY: Eww shank.
DEMoNSRoWN: Hell no! It feels so damn good pulling that string out ma asscheeks. You just feel it slipping out from where it's tangled in ma goodies!
by DEMoNSCRoWN September 26, 2005
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scouser

A person originating from Liverpool
That scouser has stolen my hubcaps!
by Julie April 1, 2004
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Scousephobia

An irrational fear of the city and people of Liverpool. It is not actually irrational at all, but a natural self-defense mechanism which humans have evolved to combat the ever-present threat of their car having it's hubcaps stolen or their house firebombed.
I can't go on that luxury, once in a lifetime round the world trip because it departs from Liverpool, and i have Scousephobia.
by Evomutant December 26, 2008
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