Scourer 

The word for when your head hair falls down the back of your trousers and collects in your pants.
Sometimes remains as loose hair, sometimes tangles into a coarse matt of hair, therefore, scourer.
May only be apparent with people with long hair?

DEMoNSCRoWN: Heyo, can you give me a minute to pull out this scourer from my lush crack?
AMY: Eww shank.
DEMoNSRoWN: Hell no! It feels so damn good pulling that string out ma asscheeks. You just feel it slipping out from where it's tangled in ma goodies!

Scourer by DEMoNSCRoWN September 26, 2005

pan scourer 

a vagina that is abundant with dry, coarse hair. (also known as brillo fanny)

"hey clemence i cant get this stuff of the pan can you get lauren in with her pan scourer!"

"geoffrey!!! get your hands off my pan scourer this instance"

pan scourer by the vall meister December 8, 2004

Professional scorer 

In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.

Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.

Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021

scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

scouser's passport by attackweasel August 4, 2013

Scouter

An electronic device from the Dragon Ball Z series that is worn on the left ear with a heads up display lens that sits over the left eye. In the series, a scouter's primary purpose is to calculate the individual power level or ki concentration of biological characters. Scouters also serve the purpose of gathering information or interstellar communication.

Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?

Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Nappa: WHAT 9000?!

Scouter by DoomShizzle May 24, 2009

Scouter

The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.

Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.

Scouter by Umadbroski July 10, 2010

scouser 

British

Someone who comes from Liverpool

scouser by Earl Crumpet December 11, 2002