Simultaneously wanting and not wanting to know information, usually relating to a situation or event.
by akumathekroc October 30, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Inquirymug. Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.
by cyclops-was-right June 7, 2018
Get the Schrödinger's Coulsonmug. Software is considered simultaneously both tampered with and not tampered with until it has been verified by a digital signature
“A customer called and asked when our YOLO product will stop looking like Schrödinger's Software”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain”
by SupplyChainLevelMidnight October 22, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Softwaremug. Fucking hell I've tried to insert my USB 4 times now and its always the wrong way around! It must be a Schrödinger's USB
by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's USBmug. A person who posts or says things (usually in reaction to something they know nothing about) in an attempt to seem smart and decides whether they were correct based on the consensus of people around them.
Guy: holy shit social media is full of schrödinger’s smartasses.
Bruh: what do you mean?
Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.
Bruh: what do you mean?
Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.
by Don't pre order April 4, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Smartassmug. 1) Schrödinger's chat is: When someone states a position and decides whether they actually believe it or not AFTER observing how others respond to it
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2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!
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2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!
by Reudini April 20, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's chatmug. Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
Get the Schrödingers Apemug.