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Schrödinger's Software

Software is considered simultaneously both tampered with and not tampered with until it has been verified by a digital signature
“A customer called and asked when our YOLO product will stop looking like Schrödinger's Software”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain
by SupplyChainLevelMidnight October 22, 2022
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Schrödinger's chat

1) Schrödinger's chat is: When someone states a position and decides whether they actually believe it or not AFTER observing how others respond to it

Or

2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!
Did Miquita Oliver ever mean anything she said, or was it just Schrödinger's chat?
by Reudini April 20, 2021
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Schrödinger’s Whore

Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.
H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.
by JeXantupus June 3, 2023
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Schrödinger's Feminism

Schrödinger's feminism is a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most. Most specifically Modern Feminism and Western Woman
Bro, she's delusional as fuck, I think she's a believer in Schrödinger's feminism. Sometimes, she acts like she's the empowered independent lady boss then we go on a date, she brings up the issue of her paying the half of the date saying that man should pay.
by mgtowknight September 25, 2023
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Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.
"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."
by Eloteloca July 2, 2023
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Schrödinger's Trap

When you combine Schrödinger's cat with anime Traps.

Schrödinger's Trap is a person that unless directly asked you cannot be certain of their sex as it can change as the story progresses.
"Is Ruka Urushibara from Steins;Gate a guy or a chick?"
"Both and neither, a Schrödinger's Trap. Rintarou fell for it."

or SPOILER for Tengoku Daimakyou

"Have you seen Tengoku Daimakyou? Kiruko's a flippin' dude inside!"
"Yeah, never would have guessed it, another Schrödinger's Trap."
by SidloCZ May 8, 2023
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Schrödinger's USB

When your USB is still facing the wrong way even tho you tried turning it around
Fucking hell I've tried to insert my USB 4 times now and its always the wrong way around! It must be a Schrödinger's USB
by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021
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