Software is considered simultaneously both tampered with and not tampered with until it has been verified by a digital signature
“A customer called and asked when our YOLO product will stop looking like Schrödinger's Software”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain”
by SupplyChainLevelMidnight October 22, 2022
Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.
by cyclops-was-right June 07, 2018
Schrödinger's 4chan is put into effect whenever someone on 4chan says a slur which is literally all of the time so technically it is a constant and will always be in effect
by ReligionAndPoliticsOftenMakePe October 28, 2022
When the body, eyes, hair, and voice are all top-notch, but they're wearing a face mask and you can't tell if the face is a train wreck or not.
The medical assistant I had take my information at the doctor's office looked and sounded hot as fuck, but definitely was a Schrödinger's Butterface situation.
by SnowBack October 14, 2021
An incompetent, pathetic teacher who is also somehow a powerful, dangerous Svengali capable of brainwashing young people in 50 mins. MWF and yet still incapable of getting students to do the reading or turn in assignments on time.
I am Schrödinger's lecturer; conservatives believe I can brainwash their children into becoming liberals, but also that I am incompetent and unworthy of a living wage, having to make do with less than $20,000 a year.
by fauxpow August 22, 2019
Schrödinger's feminism is a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most. Most specifically Modern Feminism and Western Woman
Bro, she's delusional as fuck, I think she's a believer in Schrödinger's feminism. Sometimes, she acts like she's the empowered independent lady boss then we go on a date, she brings up the issue of her paying the half of the date saying that man should pay.
by mgtowknight September 25, 2023
The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021