Sannai

Sannai is a great person when you meet her she can get mad easily. She will love almost anyone. But few she will give her heart. She’s funny at times but can be overwhelming. If your around her you will never have a dull moment

a sannai is hard to come by.

by crazypeopleloveme November 21, 2019

sanneh

has a average dick size of a horse

i wish i was a sanneh

by vibesxclueles October 29, 2021

Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

by JacOP October 5, 2013

Throwing the scan

Hand gesture in which you hold your fingers apart, extend your arm out with your hand facing downwards. A way of greeting someone or showing enthusiasm towards a subject. Used throughout the agricultural sector.

If your freind walked into the pub you may carry out this gesture and say "throwing the scan".

by Lewis Dyer March 8, 2020

U-Scan

A machine used to purchase goods with out directly going to a cashier. Often requires reading a screen to tell you what to do next, but no one ever reads anything and starts screaming at the U-scan attendant.

"Damn that cashier looks pissed and her line is way too long, lets go to U-Scan."
Customer: "Excuse me it says please wait for the cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes sir you are the cashier this is U-scan, just hit the green enter button"
Customer:"No, it says im waiting for cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes and this is U-SCAN and you are the cashier, so just hit the enter button"
Customer:"So what do I do?"
Attendant bashes had off wall repetitively

by REBECKA_ROSE_WICKER January 11, 2009

Sister Scandal

James Charles and Tati’s (non-existent!) relationship.

Or, how Tati’s forty minute long video completely destroyed James Charles’ makeup career.

So, spill the tea.
Did you hear about how James Charles lost 1.5 million subs?
I knooooow. What a sister scandal!

by and that’s the tea! May 12, 2019

Lollergate scandal

A scandal of humorous proportions, often resulting in mass ridicule or hysteria on internet forums. Taken from the Watergate scandal, and several instances of lol, lolzies and sometimes along the lines of lmao.

"When ron accidentally showed his groin on webcam there was an 80 page lollergate scandal!"

by Fatboy November 18, 2003