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Sabera

The absolute awesome-st person ever.
"See that girl?"

"Oh, yeah. That's a Sabera."
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samer

v.
1. To engage in an MSN Messenger conversation with a greeting, and then never typing another word.
1. "Shit! I just got Samer'd"
ex.
Samer says:
Hey man what's up
Simon says:
Nothing new Samer, what's up with you?
Simon says:
You there man?
Simon says:
K, peace.
by Simon Lee March 19, 2005
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samered

a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.
Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
by kjdhfs April 24, 2011
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sabertooth tiger

an uber cougar. def.1

an exceptionally older woman 70 and above who frequents the club scene. def 2

usually at the peak of their senility.
Damn Aleks! do you remember those sabertooth tigers at the karaoke bar? eg.1

Those sabertooth tigers are driving too slow!
by almo&phons September 25, 2008
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Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
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Sabertooth Vagina

A vagina who's sexual activity has been neglected. These vaginas grow teeth and reach out to eat people out of horny desperation. In other words, a pussy gone wild. Variations are the Tyranasaurus Vagina, Mastadon Vagina, Woolly Mammoth Vagina (derrogatory), Hippopodumus Vagina, etc. (Basically anything large and terrifying with teeth will do be creative, however, sabertooth is the most appropriate because of it's derivative from pussy)
Dude! I need to get laid! I'm starting to grow a Sabertooth Vagina below the waist!
by Fey Queen October 27, 2009
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sauerkraut

When a German preforms the “tea bag” manoeuvre after a soccer match.
We won the match and my partner was so excited that they let me drop the sauerkraut on da chin.
It was Wunderbar.
by Axisradio.ca April 5, 2021
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