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satan

kelsey is satan
by ksmity February 3, 2020
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Satan

Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.
Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020
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Satanism

Satanism is weird, cringe, wrong, bad, discusting, ugly, useless, satire, ew, L, shit, bullshit, caca, poop, crap, the wrong path, the worst mistake of your life (if you convert), Loser cult, Kunts, dung, dirt, unholy and everything evil.

Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.

If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.

You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..

To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists: I love Satan-Senpai! He makes me happy and he loves me.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
by Funtime Ennard October 10, 2023
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Satan

Satan is a loser because he doesnt want u worshipping the Lord, as he was kicked out of Heaven
by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021
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Satan

Me
"wow, gurl, you are Satan"
by spookyoatmeal June 22, 2018
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Satan

Haley thought Satan isn't Lucifer. Lucifer is another word for Satan. It's the same thing!
by Minialba03 October 6, 2016
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Satan

some red guy with horns who broke down crying after I entered hell.
by Mayhem Mo YT March 1, 2021
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