Sammy

The condition whereby someone completely jams your well thought out plans through their own lack of organizational skills. Derived from the gastro feeling you get after eating a large meatball sandwich.

I had this all set to go, then he sammy'd me right in the arse with that lame request.

by David Carnahan May 28, 2008

sammy

a living godess, usually short but can be tall, built like an hour glass and dont take no ones shit,she is probably one of the hottest women you can meet, if you find you a sammy/samatha treat her right and dont give up

damn son you got sammy?! what a dog!

by ityabigdaddy March 13, 2017

Sammy

A fucking roach whos sexually attracted to a mirror

Charoline: Babe im a mirror

Sammy: o that hot

by The Gaymer Guy March 27, 2020

Sammy

Another word for a singular turd of poop or the act of pooping itself.

I woke up this morning and made a Sammy

Man I got a 12 inch Sammy tearing up my guts!

by WerdBurgers January 16, 2017

Sammy

An awsome guy best friend.is always there for you and will help you through anything.

He is my sammy

by Light bub May 21, 2018

Sammy

Makes grown men cry with ill intentioned memes.

Reply’s with shrug to an I love you - Sammy

by Tom84D August 26, 2019

Sammy

Very funny and smart and a god at EATING UR FAT JUICY ASS (women only)

LET ME EAT THAT BOOTY SHAWTY MY NAME SAMMY

by SMART NIBBA69 February 25, 2019