salsa besos

When your significant other eats 3 or more servings of chips and salsa during the appetizer. What follows the rest of the night and into the early hours of the morning are known as salsa beso
Let me get another one of those salsa besos
by Papajoshio February 28, 2021
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la salsa

Typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry.
Boy: Here's your peanut m&m's, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun
Girl: GIVE 'EM!
Boy: Jesus, I'm like 3 feet away...
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salsa slurping

When you eat a girl out on her period
She didn't tell me I would be salsa slurping tonight
by The Bootyfill Girl June 10, 2015
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cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.
My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!
by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 02, 2022
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salsa soup

y'now when you have lots of salsa and very little tortilla chips. Well you mix them up. get a spoon. BAM! you have salsa soup
by Travis SilveR January 06, 2017
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Salsa Dog

1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.
1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!
by mis-read July 14, 2011
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salsa daddy

When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.
Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!
by SalsaDaddy March 11, 2018
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