Smurfed

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.

The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.

by verberator July 19, 2010

smurf

a term which is used in vain as a substitute for heavy profanities.

Jack: I met up with sophia the other night.
Bill: no way, so what did you smurfing do?
Jack: I totally smurfed her
Bill: no smurfing way
Both: smurf yeah!

by shipleader cat September 15, 2005

Smurfing

When a girl goes down on one guy then makes out with another guy right after.

Did you hear about Chante' smurfing Justin last night?

by WeekendWarrior22 June 16, 2010

smurfing

A shuffling gait characterized by small, slow steps due to being under the inlfuence of alcohol or certain drugs.

"Yo, you smurfing! What did you take?"

by Tonya P (blondton13) August 17, 2007

smurf

a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present

The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf

by Bob Hope May 13, 2005

Smurfed

To be owned.

You got smurfed!

by The Q September 12, 2003

smurf

another term for Blue balls.

My smurfs are killing me, baby you gotta give me head to relief the pain.

by dietcoke December 12, 2004