Matt Shirley

This person is very confusing, he may have a girlfriend but he likes to groap and squeeze males asses . He has a very big nose and looks like a jew again approach with care.

That person is a Matt Shirley
"OMG IT IS A MATT SHIRLEY"

by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017

shirley

A black plastic refuse bag named after dame Shirley Bassey
1. She's black
2. She's a bag

Oi nip to the shop and pick us up some Shirleys

by Bellend123 June 28, 2010

Shirley

Crap ass town on Long Island

They live in Shirley, On long island.

by Blah Blah May 13, 2005

holy shipleys donuts in ur mouth

a gay guy fucking a horse at the same time he is eating donuts that have been cummed on by the horse for the frosting

holy shipleys donuts that fagget is taking his pants off

by ..Ni3.. May 2, 2004

dirty shirley

A dirty shirley is performed when person name Shirley fingers a female's ass and wipes the remnants on your upper lip.

Dude, I gost herpes from a dirty shirley!

by L to da Dizzo December 2, 2007

Shirley Temple

When, upon perforating a girl's cherry, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick in her hair.

I had just made her a woman when I made her a Shirley Temple, and I don't mean the drink.

by Steve Peterman November 23, 2007

Dirty Shirley

Taking a young damsel's virginity and once the cherry is popped wiping the bloodied phallous across the upper lip of said beneficiary.

When Jason and Tica finished copulating for the first time in their lives, to Tica's surprise, Jason wiped his soiled member under Tica's nose and exclaimed, "How's that for a dirty shirley!?"

by JaTica July 27, 2010