Shallow the Wetdog (Shallow), is an alternate dimension counterpart of Shadow the Hedgehog from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Shallow has a simular appearance to Shadow but has white fur and a hair strand. He owns premium GUCCI shoes as well. He's often seen smoking grape lolipops but is willing to smoke any flavor. He's not serious at all, is pretty edgy, and takes everything like a parody. He's also a shitter and posts memes on instagram. He has the abilities of super speed, super strength, teleportation, interdimensional travel, levitation, ki powers, a rage mode which makes churros cry out of his eyes, etc. He hops around dimensions and universes fooling around because he believes that's the only thing to do in life. He commonly takes then role of a pizza guy delivering pizzas interdimensionally. One famous place he apeared in was the lost episode of I Carly where he was a pizza guy. It's unknown if he possesses immortality but he doesn't seem to age nor seems to have a known birth date. He's very chaotic neutral in nature and only does what he thinks is funny. Known information is very complicated.
by Can Opener 86 October 04, 2021
by Shallow Chesting November 13, 2023
Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).
The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.
by The Original Agahnim December 02, 2021
Someone that pretends to care about fat people and other marginalized groups on the surface even though they are the first ones to encourage people to diet, exercise, or live a healthier and more active lifestyle (thus sneakily ridiculing them and implying that they are not okay the way they are and that they shouldn't be happy with the way they are until they have changed).
Thanks to shallow people, nobody is allowed to describe anybody as fat anymore without everybody assuming they are heartless, even if it's a simple and true statement. These same shallow people are the reason people can't call black people black, Indians Indians, gypsies gypsies, or pygmies pygmies to describe them in a way people previously recognized as legitimate anymore, because even if these groups of people aren't really offended by it, shallow manipulators have convinced enough people that they are offended and have hurt feelings to actually censor what people say.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021
Confidence in all the wrong traits such as physical appearance, social status, things that would make anyone unhappy to focus on instead of having an imagination/thoughts, things that might not be pleasant, but they are who somebody really is beneath the surface.
Being shallow isn't really confidence or happiness, and that isn't where anyone found happiness, no matter what other things that seemed to benefit them that they might have found there. Most people are looking for gold or anything that might have a dollar hidden in it though, so they don't really care too much about how happy they are with the last gold or dollar they found, there's just the next one.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
by Prettyboyswag931404 September 18, 2021
When someone is shallow it means they only care about status and what people think of them. they will do things such as...
1) judge people solely on their looks
2) only talk about themselves and flaunt things that they have
3) complain to people who have much less than them
4) date for status
5) usually a ‘toxic friend’
6) talk about how they’re better than others
7) judge others for what they wear/have
8) talk about the new expensive clothes, tech and other things they have
and many other things
1) judge people solely on their looks
2) only talk about themselves and flaunt things that they have
3) complain to people who have much less than them
4) date for status
5) usually a ‘toxic friend’
6) talk about how they’re better than others
7) judge others for what they wear/have
8) talk about the new expensive clothes, tech and other things they have
and many other things
example #1 person: why are you dating them they’re racist and homophobic!
shallow person: who cares they have money and they’re good looking and really popular.
example #2 shallow person: this coat was £400 and i got it in New York (or somewhere else fancy).
example #3 shallow person: ugh my dad only gave me £20 to go out today he’s such an asshole...
example #4 shallow person: he’s famous so who cares if he has a bunch of toxic traits.
example #5 shallow person: your outfits ugly you look homeless. did you find that jumper in an alley?
example #6 shallow person: they’re so poor and obese if hate to be them. i’m so lucky i have good looks and money.
example #7: why are you wearing those headphones around your neck you look like a nerd.
example #8 i got the iphone 11 pro which none of you could ever afford.
shallow person: who cares they have money and they’re good looking and really popular.
example #2 shallow person: this coat was £400 and i got it in New York (or somewhere else fancy).
example #3 shallow person: ugh my dad only gave me £20 to go out today he’s such an asshole...
example #4 shallow person: he’s famous so who cares if he has a bunch of toxic traits.
example #5 shallow person: your outfits ugly you look homeless. did you find that jumper in an alley?
example #6 shallow person: they’re so poor and obese if hate to be them. i’m so lucky i have good looks and money.
example #7: why are you wearing those headphones around your neck you look like a nerd.
example #8 i got the iphone 11 pro which none of you could ever afford.
by hi i’ve been fucked over alot August 20, 2020