The act of inserting an uncracked egg in a girls anus then proceeding to have anal sex, cracking the egg and scrambling it simultaneously.
I want to try something different. Chester the chicken just spat out a couple of eggs. Would you like to try a Sacramento Scrambler?
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 21, 2025
Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.
by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021
Standing up in bed with your significant others genitalia inside yours or vice versa, and the body slamming them like prime WWE.
by Catbereee May 01, 2025
by SacStinker January 24, 2018
When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.
by jdazza30 October 26, 2014
When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.
by RabidHybrid May 02, 2016
Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.
Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.
by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021