Sacramento Veronica

That girl that always brings the pain but won’t let you in the stones without $5000 or more
Jesus guys, Sacramento Veronica wouldn’t let me in the game because I’m a mushycookie
by Themushycookie December 27, 2018
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Sacramento SandDuster

When a man buries a person of the preferred sex with sand on a beach and then proceeds to leave an opening on the preferred oraface to perform sexual intercourse so it looks like they are having sex with the earth
I was at the beach last weekend and I ran a sacramento sandduster on my girl
by pussymongler15 May 23, 2019
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sacramento standoff

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.
The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.
by RabidHybrid May 02, 2016
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sacramento pretty

An attractive person, but only by Sacramento standards. This person wouldn’t be considered attractive by any other standard.
by izzlesmcgizzles May 05, 2021
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Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.
Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.
by Hot Franklin December 07, 2021
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