sacramento pretty

An attractive person, but only by Sacramento standards. This person wouldn’t be considered attractive by any other standard.

Damn, that hoe really do be Sacramento pretty.

by izzlesmcgizzles May 4, 2021

Isabella Sacramento

The most hottest and sexiest person alive

Random dude: “who’s that bitch over there?”

Cool person: “not a bitch. A sexy bitch named Isabella Sacramento.”

by hot actor? May 31, 2021

Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.

We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job

by JoeFotch June 13, 2025

Sacramento Satchel

The act of shoving your to go food up your ass instead of asking for a to go box. Instead, farting out little bites of food for the rest of the day.

“Hey man I’m pretty full, do you wanna get to go boxes?”

“Nah dude, I’m gonna take all my to go food in my Sacramento satchel”

by BabyT5555555 January 3, 2026

Sacramento Scrambler

The act of inserting an uncracked egg in a girls anus then proceeding to have anal sex, cracking the egg and scrambling it simultaneously.

I want to try something different. Chester the chicken just spat out a couple of eggs. Would you like to try a Sacramento Scrambler?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 21, 2025

Sacramento Handshake

Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.

Yeah, I met Drew last week—he gave me the Sacramento handshake and told me about his dog.

by Drater004 July 13, 2024

Sacramento, sacraUmento, sacramentO

Sacramento, sacraUmento, sacramentO

Sacramento, sacraUmento, sacramentO

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025