Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.

You should not punch a retired person.

by bushlight December 21, 2017

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

Retiring

Quiet and shy and avoid being in the center of attention

A young retiring girl was siting in a corner away from the party

by One and only Hardin November 23, 2021

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

Quiet retiring

Quiet retiring is the same as quiet quitting except the individual is working towards retirement and they are tired of putting in all the extra work and getting nothing more or earning anything more. This fall for someone that’s within 1 to 5 years of retirement from there career and even possibly 10 years depending on their job and or age.

Person one: I’ve noticed Paul has been slowing now and just getting by with the workload.

Person two: Yeah, he’s quiet retiring now. He’s just a few years away from the gold watch.

by Hankscolts August 19, 2022

trap retire

for someone who is retired but still care about his coin yet said "i dont care about my coin"

trap is trap retire

by goodmanxD April 30, 2021