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reciting the national anthem

When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key
Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
“Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”
by dsmithhoss January 8, 2019
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Resting Dick Angle

Resting Dick Angle or RDA is the angle of a persons penis when in the flaccid state.

RDA is measured by first getting an errection and using a ruler and a sharpie to draw a line straight down the top of the penis. Then in the flaccid state a protractor is layed on top of the penis, positioned straight out from the hips. If the line drawn on the penis is striaght out at the 90 degree and that individual has 0 degrees of RDA. RDA angles is negative degrees if it's to the left of 90 degrees and positive if to the right of 90 degrees
Dude: Bro what's your Resting Dick Angle at today?
Bro: It's a little to the left dude... My RDA is - 3 degrees today!
by SpicyBry January 20, 2020
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resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.
Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.
by Grimstache September 8, 2020
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resting glitch face

Noun.

a frozen facial expression of a negative demeanor during a video call caused by low internet connectivity, or general disinterest in the subject being discussed. (rgf)
Tim: Did you.....................
Tommy: ???
Tim: ....after we all left?
Tommy: Hahaha, you had a real resting glitch face! I thought you were angry for a second. My connection must be bad, I missed the middle of the question man.

Kitty: So what are your thoughts?
Kimmy: ........
Kitty: I think you froze! You got a real resting glitch face going on...
Kimmy: I just don't care about any of that. Tell them to do better.
by Woogster Rawr Rawr March 26, 2021
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Resting Mask Face

The unintentional or intentional face of judgement you are hiding behind your face mask while your eyes remain deceptively neutral.
After wearing a face mask for 16 months I've developed a permanent resting mask face.
by Dr. LOL August 5, 2021
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resting jerkface

1) When your resting facial expression makes you look like a jerk

2) When being a jerkface is, in fact, your default personality setting
Don't mind him, he suffers from resting jerkface – he's really a nice guy
by NatCh. January 28, 2022
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Resting Troll Face

An analogue of RBF (resting bitch face). A smug motherfucker who’s neutral face expression is one of taking the piss.
Did you see Elon Musk’s RTF (resting troll face) in that article about banging Sergey Brin’s wife?
by ArtVandelay69 July 24, 2022
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