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Halo reach around

A halo reach around is where you give someone a reach around while choking them with a halo that way they orgasm super awesome,its like auto erotic asphyxiation minus the likelyhood of death.
by SCORCH 13 July 4, 2010
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Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around

The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.
1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.
by your.pseudonym November 2, 2009
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Estonian Reach Around

This is where the female steps behind the man, kneels behind him, and eats his asshole while uppercutting his ball sack. A variation of this consist of pulling on his schlong till he squeels like a dolphin verses eating his cornhole.
Jenny is a freak. She loved giving the Estonian Reach Around to me.
by Mishka-Moondog August 30, 2012
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Joe Rogan Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around when your hand is covered in jizz.
"You see that chick?"
"Yeah, i'd give her the ol' Joe Rogan Reach Around".
by Malarke August 23, 2008
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Reach-Around

These requirements must be satisfied:
1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.
Harry Potter was fucking Ron Weasley's asshole nice and hard when Ron asked him for a reach-around, shortly after this, Ron's penis was spewing out a geyser of gayness.

One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.
by Captain Penis November 11, 2008
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Facebook reach-around.

The act of "liking" someone's Facebook status simply because they "liked" yours, even if you don't really like it.
by Andywhy February 23, 2011
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Grim Reaper Reach Around

1) A man being hung from a noose with the other end of the rope being held by a man or woman with one hand. While the other hand is reached around giving the hung man a hand job.

2) A Russian roulette of cum or death!
She better have good coordination skills or this grim reaper reach around is going to end in death!
by bl33d23 August 10, 2012
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