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Snow Raptor

A raptor made of snow who will spill the blood of the innocent and rape all the virgins. Devouring the souls of your loved ones.
Sara:Hey look it's snowing. Wanna build a snowman?

Mary: Are you crazy it's night. There are Snow Raptors out there!

Sara:What in God's name is a Snow Raptor?!

Mary:Something so horrible I can't even begin to describe it. Just go look it up on urban dictionary...
by The Erotic Banshees December 22, 2009
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raptor

Code word you say when you are alerting your friends of a hot guy but you don't want him to hear you.
look over there! its a raptor!
by sheeeeeepoooooooooooo November 2, 2011
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raptor fuck

Sex where one or both partners is so loud it sounds like a raptor shrieking. This can be due to either pain from S&M or the screamer just having an exceptionally good time.
I had a total Raptor Fuck the other day, me and sally were going at it and she was screaming so loud the whole building could here it.
by hobo2000 December 28, 2007
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raptor

Simple Definition: A generic type of dinosaur that ate meat.

Complicated Definition: Any of a type of Dromaeosaur (a subgroup of theropods) that lived a long time ago and is now believed by most to be extinct, though there are still some potheads (no offense) out there that think dinosaurs are still alive. Raptors had many distinctive features, the most memmorable was a huge claw on each foot used for disemboweling other dinosaurs. The shape of this claw is referred to as 'sickle shaped' so often that it is annoying.

I'm not an expert on the topic, I just did a little research before I posted, therefore, the information herein is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate.
Utahraptors, velociraptors, and Deinonychuses are all raptors.
by cppman May 13, 2005
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Raptor fight

The act of two people tucking their penis and balls between their legs and using arms to smack each other in a fighting manner. First one to pop out is declared loser.
Johnny and Gary raptor fight on the weekends and keep tabs to see who wins more often.
by Bubscrubs111 October 6, 2021
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Super Raptor Jesus

Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman
"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"
by Super Raptor Priest October 17, 2009
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grit raptor

A freakishly fiendish meth-amphetamine addict. Will do just about anything for a (hoot).

Junked out to the point where no amount of humiliation or risk will detour them from reaching the next hoot.

Someone who will with no shame smoke the bottom of the barrel (pipe scrapings) and pick shards out of there skin.

A person who skulks around any and every drug dealer, in hopes to get as much free shit as possible. So much so that they make this horrible squealing sound at the mere sight of a shard, and there is no distinction between the real deal, and (buff shard )to a grit raptor, because the grit raptor will smoke anything...

Also could be labeled as a fiend, a bad sketcher, a tweek tard, pipe wipe, squidward, puddle slut, dump truck, punched, goof troop, shard lobster, squidly, bad action hero, pylon, any cock will do, semen demon, pickin pox, gak tard, bunk and chapped, soup sandwitch, dink pit, shady, shard bat, bad goof,
Geez, look at her over there smoking that bottom of the barrel buff shards. Yeah no doubt she's a grit raptor.

We actually saw that hurtin grit raptor picking shard out of the skin and smoking them.
by MissBehavin1330 August 1, 2011
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