A tear just ran down my leg

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”

“A tear just ran down my leg”

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”

by Lyhfml June 30, 2023

my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

by Beanafied May 12, 2020

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

Ran

Ran is a guy who is considered a type of nerd. He will always talk about countries, planes, trains, tanks, and sometimes memes. He is a nice guy in general. A good friend to have. He can be a little sensitive at times but he gets over it quick.

Man Ran is such a good guy

by Rumblrumbl March 19, 2022

Ran

A guy that will randomly appear in your life. It’s unexpected, but he’ll make you instantly like him. He has a big heart, but seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. At the end, it’s a joke to make you laugh. He’s not a silent person, and would rather make you laugh than cry. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to message him. He enjoys late night calls, and would put his friends before himself. He’s a person that you would regret letting go. If you ever grow feelings for a ran, never let those feelings go. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it’s better to see how it goes. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.

See that guy right there, that's Ran.

by Asdfule November 22, 2021

Get Ran

When you snipe a brute across the map that was engaging a marine, with a plasma pistol shop and kill him

GET RAN! COME AWWWNNNNN!!!

by Jimmy LeBron March 7, 2025